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Five Things You Need To Know About ‘South Park: The Stick Of Truth’
Ubisoft/Obsidian It was the game that was cursed. Endless delays, publisher implosions, and God knows what else behind the scenes: South Park: The Stick of Truth was seemingly a game that would never...
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Ranking Wes Anderson’s Movies: A Definitive, Quantitative, Scientific Analysis
Wes Anderson’s Grand Budapest Hotel (review here) hits theaters in limited release today, and thus, what better time than now to take the multi-faceted art works of his back catalog and boil them down...
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A Very Scientific Ranking Of The 29 Worst Celebrity Guests In WrestleMania...
Tim Taylor’s kids got really weird looking in the later seasons. Last week we kicked off our totally unnecessary, subjective coverage of WrestleMania XXX with a very scientific ranking of all 29...
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A Very Scientific Ranking Of All 21 Of The Undertaker’s Matches In The Streak
Little known fact: The Undertaker is undefeated at WrestleMania. Okay, most known fact, but still, the guy has won 21 matches at WrestleMania and lost zero, so today’s very scientific pro wrestling...
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A Very Scientific Ranking Of The 29 Best Wrestlers Who’ve Only Wrestled Once...
We’ve done a lot of hard science over the last month to help you get ready for WrestleMania 30. So far we’ve ranked: - The 29 WrestleMania main events, from worst (The Miz) to best - The 29 worst...
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Why ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Is The Best Spider-Man Movie
Sony Spider-Man is one of the handful of heroes that endure, from comics, and it was bizarre that it took decades for Spidey to come to the big screen. And, truthfully, he’s actually done pretty well:...
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Hollywood Feuds We’re Glad Were Put To Rest
Via YouTube Hollywood is a place of big egos and thus bigger arguments. And thus, feuds are excessively common, perhaps more than they should be. But fortunately, feuds don’t last forever, and a...
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Nick Saban Doesn’t Really Give An Elephant’s Ass If You Like Him Or Not
Via AL.com Sports Illustrated has a list entitled “The Most Disliked People in Sports,” which very accurately lists Los Angeles Clippers owner as No. 1 and then snowballs into an avalanche of typical...
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Here Are 36 Better Titles For ‘Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice’
Via Reddit I only sporadically pay attention to my Twitter feed throughout the day, so what I gathered from comic books news yesterday was that apparently She-Hulk is in to porn now, and Batman and...
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Four Ways The New ‘Stargate’ Could Be Great (And Four Ways It Could Be Terrible)
After years of underrated but popular SyFy TV shows and a cult fandom, Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich are returning to Stargate. And it’s exciting, but we’ve got both high hopes and severe...
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Five Lame Excuses Nerds Use For Bad TV
Recently, Clark Gregg went full-on troll on us by declaring that people who dumped Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. at, well, any point were not true fans who understood that it took time to make a TV show that...
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Why RoboCop Is The Best Choice For Valentine’s Day
This weekend, being the day of romance, sees plenty of movies in theaters. But there’s no romance greater than that between a bullet and a robot, and RoboCop promises to be the best movie in theaters...
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In Honor Of Ellen Page: How To Write A Celebrity Coming Out Speech In 10...
The day Ellen Page came out, I received about seventy social media notifications, all in various stages of Caps Lock. “A victory for sarcastic lesbians EVERYWHERE” read one status update, while...
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Four Things The Comics Industry Needs To Do In 2014
Marvel/DC Comics Comics are riding an enormous wave. There’s a diversity of comics on the stands that even five years ago would have been unthinkable, and better yet, they’re selling. But there are...
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Why Telltale Games Offers The Best Take On ‘The Walking Dead’
Telltale Games The Walking Dead is a cultural phenomenon. That’s no secret; it’s bigger than the Olympics, and the comic book is the best-selling book, both in single issues and in collections, among...
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